in which bitching occurs on the internet

thedailywhat:

Indie Game of the Day: Enviro-Bear 2000

This is the “most accurate” bear driving simulator ever made. Wanna play? Head over to the official websiteand download the free PC version!

Holy fuck, this is comedy GOLD.

(via thestrongestman)

Is it just me, or is the Canadian internet super into The Log Driver’s Waltz the last week or so?

Is it just me, or is the Canadian internet super into The Log Driver’s Waltz the last week or so?

(Source: penelopesmart, via beatonna)

Now, drop all the movie magic and it’s RDJ motorboatin Gweneth Paltrow.

This man is my hero.

(Source: starkked, via thedrmonkey)

“As many of you know, I recently purchased an Uruk-Hai scimitar.”

thefrogman:

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Well let me tell you, it was quite the pragmatic purchase. It has endless uses in my morning routine.

Such as making the bed:

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Making toast:

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Getting things off high shelves:

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Making coffee:

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Reaching the remote when it’s too far away:

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And assisting me when I ran out of toilet paper:

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I don’t know how I survived life without it.

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Uruk-Hai Scimitar by Zoë [tumblr] 

The expressions kill me.

beatonna: when does a serious looking face not mean something like this Literally every time someone asks me what I’m thinking about.

beatonna:

when does a serious looking face not mean something like this

Literally every time someone asks me what I’m thinking about.

horseecomics: “your best friend unfortunately” This comic is equal parts cute and morbid. Just because I’ve been drawing a lot of pomeranians lately doesn’t mean I’ll ever stop drawing pugs, y’all. I PROMISE THIS TO YOU, FOLLOWERS.

horseecomics:

“your best friend unfortunately”

This comic is equal parts cute and morbid.

Just because I’ve been drawing a lot of pomeranians lately doesn’t mean I’ll ever stop drawing pugs, y’all. I PROMISE THIS TO YOU, FOLLOWERS.